Twitter - @dirtyguam
Why do cats and dogs lose all coordination when you put something on their feet
This year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin.
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Is that zoe from Zoom!?
I can’t say i was expecting that…
Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.
*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened